Friday 12 August 2016

Mind Of A Deviant Kid...(Part One)

 

Hiti was lost in his little thoughts. Ten years seemed a century. Missing father,violent uncles,pinching grandma,a mystical mother and a pack of mischievous cousins. An only child, his troubles transcended his age. He couldn't fit in his own pond of thoughts.

 Sometimes,he questioned his curiosity and critical head. He believed he had missing washers and a few loose nuts. Not that he had a problem with it,no. In fact he mesmerized the idea of the perceived uniqueness.

His appetite for knowledge and a curious note dawned as soon as he could speak. The grandma, a traditionalist who missed an excellent opportunity to marry the richest tycoon -Waithaka-was always bitter with her generation. She took too short a time to suggest their names(her descendants). She hated and couldn't understand how her late husband could die at a tender age of forty. She wept over his death. She wailed on his coffin. She lamented on his grave. She hated her soul for falling for a nice voiced man, a poetic,romantic brat with negligible skills of making money. Hiti asked why he was named Hiti (hyena,a gluttonous,slanting ugly creature). She compared him to the granddaddy.

"Your gluttonous grandfather tricked my sorry youthfulness to his worthless art. He talked,sang and composed of heavens, only to land me in an empire of lack and poverty. And what a rabbit are you to question my intelligence?"this was followed by coloration of inner thighs by the blackened fingers. He didn't expect less,the price of knowledge. At least he knew more than his cousins.

His head was clear,he was suffering an ancestral wrath of his no making. His mother's spirituality wasn't making anything better. Her attempts to exorcise him made him keep off her paths. She could act weirdly,she needed exorcism than he did. She once shared a story of his father. Then, Hiti was at ease with her. She appeared composed,normal, realistic and for the first time he noted her beauty. She glowed. She cared. She smiled.

" The day I met your father, a gentleman of no comparison,I was on my way from the river. At that time, the boys knew no meaning of underpants. To say the least, fathers were lucky to have two. He stood by the roadside. A stranger in his homeland, he had left the village as a boy to study in Nyaikuru. He only reappeared during circumcision and left as soon as the ceremony was over. His studies in secondary school was a prove of his enormous brain. On that day, he ensured I got his attention by helping carry my pot. A good orator,he explained school for me. A real school, not our muddy skeleton on the hill. A school that had electricity! Brick classes, glass windows,painted and cemented! That school, had big shelved office for books,very many,plenty he said." She had a nostalgic pause. She spat a huge foam,coughed slightly staring in the sky as if clicking on the restore memory button.

"He talked of watered pitches. Very flat,worked on by big earth shaking machines he called...graders. They had leather balls and jerseys as those I once saw on the newspaper that wrapped the meat I brought from uncle when I was thirteen years old. Then he stopped the narrative. He carefully placed the pot by the road.He looked into my eyes, held my hand gently. He breathed heavily and said that he wanted me. He would have me. I had no choice. That day, by the roadside,I carried his seed."

The following segment had nothing much interesting. He had heard from the elder uncle. How their sister was duped,denied and how they vowed to avenge.

 Unfortunately, the man's influence and affluence grew unexpectedly. He despised and dismissed to have ever slept with an illiterate village girl. If anything, he couldn't mind sending a few upkeep bucks for the 'alleged' bastard. The deal was silently sealed. Save for the grandma, no one else had an idea. Was it not rumoured that the mother 'jumped' her head on realisation that the gentleman turned crook?

Sunday 7 August 2016

A Work In Progress (part two)

His fitting attire strikes her attention too,not to mention the broad chest;a security assurance.

" I'm Patience,a beginner in the medical school. I wouldn't mind having you for a patient in more than one-way."
The chemistry seems headed to biological future. Bun cuts short their flattery. The-Girl-is-Mine is the expression on his hug. So possessive. He winks to bid his boy goodbye lest they're caught at the dawn. Bun can't afford to leave without a contact. A satisfied womanizer, it took too short for him to do it.
The dispatcher and Bin are all smiles,the kick off is excellent. Bin has to bump in to be an active element;a friend to the protagonist.

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The Girl is made a visitor. The shower, touts, meals, friends are revised. The relationship is founded firmly. A few hours later, the goodbyes are made.

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The bonds are strengthened.
Both. The Girl is enjoying a double love. The friends are happy. Their plan is beyond their expectations. And their road is so nice,they're doubting it.

"Let's burst. Let's bust her. Let's open the Pandora's Box."

Bond is a bit reluctant. He's humane. He however recalls the start was rotten,there's no business of a happy ending. At least on her part. How stupid can she be to trust a relationship originating from a social media platform?

"Six chapters,72 pages the novella is a masterpiece! We can't delay the climax anymore."reports Ban excitedly.

Bun has been planning to taste the juice. She's enjoying resistance as if waiting for a new day. He's bitter and nods comfortably, she needs busting.

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She arrives earlier than expected. She seems uneasy. "I have a confession dear.
 hope you'll understand."she seems to read his mind. He buys more time. His boys are next door, rehearsing the final episode.

"Hold on. You'll do it,let's eat first."
There's a knock. Bond is seen for the first time. Like a movie producer, he's the brain behind the scene and Patience stares at him. Bin follows,he hugs her, enjoying the massive flesh on her front. They eat but not long much, before the villain enters grinning;Bun.

She smiles and concentrates on her fish,her confession is made easier...

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The team manager leads the confession. She seems composed. They're confused. Is she real? Why is she enjoying the adventure?

He gives details of the little mission. How they wanted to help their friend write a book. How they promised to make it up to him. That they work as a pack and this was their best task. A love story, from social media platform, a stupid girl who is exploited,manipulated unknowingly. How sorry they are.

Still unmoved,Patience smiles. She takes a long siphon of her ' Sprite madiaba'.She takes a massive amount of oxygen. She enjoys the attention,suspense and power of a woman. Four men, scholars awaiting her bomb.

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" I apologize for playing buddies. I'm sorry to have been naive to fall you two and playing your script. I didn't know I was such a dummy."
She takes a nice malicious break. They relax but they're sensing a dragon spit. Their undivided composure pester her to proceed. Bin gets a reminisce flash surrounding his granny with his cousins in a smoky kitchen awaiting the endless long story to end unexpectedly. This is not fictitious granny's narrative. He's a real victim. He wonders as his mind wanders what's the moral of this story.

"It has been a work in progress. I am a major in psychology. I have a nice assignment;a project funded by a multinational centre of excellence; Modern Psychology. The centre uses ALL MEANS POSSIBLE to get information. The task on my table was to establish on the Reality of Social Media Relationships: A case study of varsity students.The entry of your friend on my mission to study you gave me an added advantage. But I regret that you were all faking innocence. I can't risk to admit that to my financiers though."

Bond sweats profusely. He affords to smile over her regret but still grants over her out do.

A Work In Progress (part one)

He's been reading through the pages, rewriting the script and fixing new thoughts. It's an hour since her last call.

"I'll cook you the best recipe my grandma confided to me. I'm seated next to a stinky tout so boil and disinfect my bathing water. I'm coming darling."

This is their first meeting. The real one for that matter. Online, virtually as the lecturer insists to term it, they've met a million times. She threw the bait,he swallowed it tactically,for a writer's naughtiness and nuttiness of course!

He hasn't given much thought to her quest. His brain is running, tickling and reorganizing to complete the script. He is yet to declare the coveted, cursed and ridiculed writer's block. However, his creative rivers have never got so low. She's a godsend, a stitch in time.

The fellow fools have heard the story, launched laughter and critique bombs, but have also not slept in making a strategy. The good thing with the baggy mouthed crooks, they won't cry, they help solve the crisis. How they do it is not humanly acceptable; only a fellow fool can enjoy it.

"Nishafika maegeshoni. U wapi?" She enquires in a deeply accented Swahili. The location, dressing are peculiarly enquired. The three boys strategically posted by the dispatcher are alerted of the development. The gigantic crook is assigned the best duty, testing the waters. 'Confuse her, make her feel you're caring enough to help her find her friend.' The boss(dispatcher) was stern on this and the big fool smiled, he was an expert in perversion and faking innocence. He couldn't mess in his maestro.

The trio has no particular expertise. Three brats that can feature in any crazy role. Naughty. Mischievous. Laughter grenades that needed hard to release safety pins, otherwise... A trio of jacks that only required a few tips to fit in any situation. Ban, Bin and Bun. Rhyming, three lettered and peculiar words. The speculations couldn't lead one astray; names and characters were like the aorta and the heart; inseparable.

Ban, a rather weird name. Anyone with good sense of patriotism should keep off his paths. All the DON'TS are his DOS, all the HAVE NOTS are his MUST HAVE. That's is not limited to tangible items, his thoughts are a madhouse. His biggest contrast,like a major gangster is his dress code. Not a single model stands out in his presence. His suits can easily make the Italian designers 'ban' their products in the market. This serves him a good cover for his notoriety.

Bin, is the one who clears the mess. He knows his way to the bin. He sanitises the team. He keeps their face. Thanks to his preaching father, he has a million verses on his fingertips, a knowledge best utilized in masking.

Bun knows all about food and money. He's basically the thinktank. His appetite is best spared for another page, for it extends from the dining table, bedding blondes and brutality for money. His appetite, ensures no one starves. He's the giant of the pack, courtesy to ancestry and tours to the gym.Mention a desire, Bun will avail an item!

The dispatcher, the boss is rarely named. His name is a bit off the three lettered circle,not very far though;Bond. His duty is simply harmonizing the extremism of his fellow fools. His thoughts are sober, his decisions sensible. He is the link to normalcy and that puts him a step above the rest. Don't be mistaken to assume that he's your everyday gentleman;no. He's also nuts, only to a humanly acceptable limit.

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Bun is struggling with a confused accent. At least she's cooperative albeit the rotational eye roll. This lass has the big clear teary eyes, which Bun knows will be a stone to the mission. Chances of him falling for the friend's fish are a hundred percent. She has a skin tone that ascertain his betrayal a must.

"I'm Bun. A sophomore majoring in anthropology. A helping hand, a saviour of the lost tourists;especially the pretty ones of your ilk." He hits her soft spot with such ease that she's hardly resistant....

Continued in the next post

Saturday 6 August 2016

My Boy Girl



Her physique is curve-free,
Her voice deep and muscles protruded,
Her name doesn't make it easier,
Jerioth which is shortened Jerry,
With an upside down pot head shape,
And a liking of the barbershop,
She's a boy in a girl.

Jerry and skirts are heat and ice,
Dresses an excellent joke,
Shorts, t-shirts and denim fill her minute wardrobe,
Her footwear canvas and loafers,
Socks an option she drops,
Bras she despises,she likes natural freedom,
Luckily she's yet to sag...

Her company made of dogs and boys,
A fierce fighter and mockery pro,
She loves hunting and boxing for leisure,
Emotionless brat,
Hugs and tears a distant display,
Funny to the core;loves kisses and caresses,
Especially when she's in charge.

Her talk is neither on gossip nor food,
Metaphysics and politics,
Stock market and medicine,
International law and dreams,
Psychiatry and psychology,
An intellectual giant of rare comparison...

Jerry has no room for dependence,
She pays her bills,
Clears her fees,
And sets aside emergency funds,
An investment brute,
She's made more than her father and grandpa in her twenties...

Jerry the boy girl,
Believes in true love,
But despises all violations,
She can't stand oppression,
For she's independent and knows her rights.

Jerry the boy girl,
Jerry the man lady,
Jerry the....

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