LAST RANT: TIME TO PART

I never thought we would ever part. Now, it is inevitable. PHOTO :COURTESY

Sometimes, yes sometime after what happened, I can't be at peace with my soul. You're all over my record, all over my timeline, all over my mind. I don't understand why I had to drag you so deep in my system. Perhaps, I had been so naive to think that all was well with us. Like sugar, I dissolved in you, my water, unknowing that you're a universal solvent. Now that the heat has risen the temperature, you've vaporised, leaving me in my initial form, crystals.

We blended so well, I made you tasty, you dissolved me. We had no boundaries, no discrepancies, no fears but just affection. We posed and paused together. I felt safe in your presence, I boasted to have no problems as far as relationships were concerned. Unfortunately, the heart harbours darkest secrets, yours was a bushy forest that had foxes and hyaenas.

We blended so well. I had no idea you haboured wild thoughts. PHOTO ; COURTESY.

How did you manage a double life? My blindness must've done you a great favour. The fact that you knew I had fallen for, your antics, jokes, romance and well that smile that solved all my problems. You tools were perfect. My first love, you toyed with my feelings like a doll. I believed in stars, the moon and the sun. I trusted the best, the best liar, the principal masquerade. I never questioned you, I tolerated your flaws. I banked in a future, a future that only I believed in. I now understand your choice of words; may, might, hopefully, ideally, maybe...not even once were you ever affirmative. For you, we were supposed to celebrate the present, the moment, for that's what defined fun. And I was a good fan, cooling you down with all I had, giving you the freshness you needed.

I believed in the moon and the stars as the guardians to our love; I was a fool.PHOTO: COURTESY

All the parties, the photo shoots, the hikes and movies, your motto; ‘Enjoy the present’ worked excellently. One and a quarter calendar year, your presence in my life became a past, your presence was needed elsewhere. Probably where the pool was warmer, and the meat was plenty. And with all the courage of a cock, you claimed to have been torn between your current and I your former.

It wasn't easy I admit to even imagine there was another one. I was shocked, I was ashamed. I thought it was a joke, a dirty prank to test my reaction. But you went through the memory lane, like a veteran soldier, retelling your infidelity tale, mask and the temptation. Like usual, you expected a warm hug, a promise that all would be well. I disappointed, walked away, called it off.

I am busy, tearing your memories. The malignant reminder of seen you all over the streets and halls isn't making anything better. But I don't mind getting better, I am. I'm not going to undo the moments we shared. I can't spoil that. I have however learned to draft, craft and live a new life. Life without you, life free from lies, life based on lessons that you taught me, of enjoying the present. I know you're funny, I don't deny your (faked) goodness but all I can ask for is a favour, which is you keep off my lanes. I have forgiven you, not in totality though. Allow me to heal don't pester me with the sorry sorrows and promises. Enjoy the meaty catch as I work on my fractured heart.

DO IT

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You're great,
You have it,
Just unleash,
Passionately,
That that,
You believe in,
And that that,
You think you can,
Because if you hesitate,
Regret will knock,
So just do it anyway,
You either make it,
Learn from it,
Or make a story of it,
So,
C'mon,
Do it...

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I Shall Rise Again

I should have known,

I didn't.

I fell for his charm,

I felt his heart and heat,

For he was the man,

Prince Romeo son of nobility.

He promised a lot,

He provided most,

Happiness and laughter,

Fries and flowers,

He oozed confidence,

I was safe in his arms.

When the world complained,

Of hardships and breakups,

Ours was an exception,

All we offered was inspiration,

And guidance in bulk,

For we were ideal love idols.

Like a conspicuous rose,

Our scent and petals,

Our glory and honour,

Lasted so short to be forgotten,

And the sun got hot,

Wilting preceded drying,

Between fingers,

 The auspicious rose was crushed,

Powdered,

And blown to the sadistic wind.

Between fingers the rose was crushed...PHOTO:COURTESY

To me,

The punch wasn't fair,

Disfigured internally,

Wasted for two years,

And dropped for a 'new-catch'...

I still believe in love,

I know that mine is pure,

And a real one will appreciate,

And give back genuinely,

A kick is all I got,

I'm human easy to hurt,

Yet so hard to be broken,

I shall rise again,

I shall stand firm,

For that's where I belong.

( For a special friend, she whose heart was pricked by a lousy lover)

PLEASE COME

I've been waiting,

Very much wanting,

So long a time,

That no dime,

Could steal,

My still.

For you oh my precious,

For you are gracious,

Worthy is nothing,

To get bragging,

Sincerely I hope,

This time won't be a nope.

I had to sweat for you,

I did sacrifice for you,

I scratched head for you,

I coined words for you,

I sieved themes for you,

I'm waiting for you oh my book.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIET

Happy birthday Miss,

A treasure better than pleasure,

A gem comparable to none,

A spring of joy and wisdom.

Happy birthday lady,

A daughter of Zion,

A vessel of worship,

A captain of peace,

And a charity leader.

Happy birthday daughter,

A sister to the best,

A loving mum to the future,

A caring family cornerstone,

And a reliable pillar of unity.

Happy birthday Scribe,

A poet to the core,

A reporter by passion,

A linguistics expert,

And an excellent communicator.

Happy birthday pretty,

An epitome of beauty,

A model by birth,

Curvaceous from the heart,

And head turner by fate.

Happy birthday Juliet,

A precious friend,

A keen observer,

Worthy student,

And a noble apprentice.

Happy birthday dear,

What more can I wish,

Than seen you happy,

Achieving your goals and aspirations,

And God's favour upon your life?

Happy Birthday cutie!!

#Nomys_Madness

Wow! Awe! Happy Birthday Juliet the Shakespearean version of today!

Betrayed

The best slap,
Is not the physical one,
The most painful injection,
Is the dose of betrayal,
Especially from a trustee.

It takes long to comprehend,
It takes tears to wash away the remnants of hope,
And the mental torture takes time to heal...

Trust on it's break,
No repair can seal it fully,
But the lesson,
To move on,
Tread with caution,
And minimum expectations,
For that's the life's reality.

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The Beauty Parlour Encounter

 There's a Nairobi in our bushy town. There's a new mall and among it's greatest attractions is a barbershop. Having hibernated in the interior throughout the last sixty days thanks to the pocket drought, I looked like a kid staring at the new structure and its 'nairobiness' . My curiosity led me to the spacious barbershop with its exquisite interior design, uniformed ladies and boys who had that fake customer care softness and a peculiar demeanour.

My kinky hair made a series of blushes amongst the barbers. A super kindness that was irresistible saw me fall for the antics of a young lady, most probably a victim of the pangs of KNEC since amidst her politeness, sadness was evident in her eyes,a regret,a bittersweet feeling of getting a job despite failing/ suspending her youthful dreams. Her touch was numbing as she dressed my neck with a white sheet that made me look like a candidate for circumcision or priesthood in a white robe. Her fingers were soft as she tucked in edges of the sheet in my neck. My attention was awakened when she asked how I wanted my hair trimmed. Ladies have a great way in dragging us astray. My common barber since primary school knew what to do with my hair, so was my college brute. And now the lady was staring at me through the mirror waiting for my instructions while my mind was elsewhere, thinking of her curves, the upper protrusions were tempting, a pair of steep,firm and pointed muscles that were rubbed on my back as I imagined them elsewhere.

She took all the oxygen near my nostrils,, competing for the scarce resource. PHOTO;Courtesy

" Follow the shape of the head and the direction of the hair. Do a simple haircut, simply smart." I spat knowing that I sounded stupidly blunt. She must have got my message, do what you deem fit, you are in charge. Her sly smile told it all. She took the machine, treated it,tested it on her hairless chin and convinced it was fine, she started working on my head both in and on...

She  expertly worked on my heads both in and on....

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Breaking loose

The outcome of the service was awesome. My bus shaped head had it's maiden shave by a lady. It was like the proverbial stone, it hit two birds at the same time and a bard too. It took the longest time ever,to shave, share, flatter and change contacts. Caution slipped cautiously and ease was gained in a short while.




" What do you do for a living? " she asked on noting that words were hiding in the eyes and the pretentious smile. What do I do for a living? An off guard query, a mask to start a conversation and a proof of interest.

" Well, I'm a wordsmith, I weave words for a living. Eating keeps me moving too." She smiled,seeking clarity. I overlooked that and shifted her attention elsewhere.

"So what's your name on Facebook?" She took the blow dryer ( that gun like noise making machine) to blow away the remnants of her work on my head. A rarity in my old barber's base, his was a fly-whisk that left itching pieces of hair around the neck. She acted busy,carefully following the lines of my side beards,ensuring her nostrils scooped any oxygen near my face,a competition for the resources or maybe a foreshadow of sharing the basic resource.

" I am Prudence Waridi." She knew her dice, rolled it with amazing brevity and composure.

"Wow. No wonder your fragrance,tenderness and conspicuity are easily spotted,oh Mademoiselle La Rosa." I had to fix the British accent and delay every word for emphasis. The impact couldn't be any better.

"Awe. How much am I paying for that mister weaver bard? "
She was smart, and humorous too. I pitied the skewed assumption and would later apologise for it. The payment part was a loophole she may have not foreseen.

" For you, I'll charge heavily. What of an hour in the Coffee Shoppe?" She washed my head with excess shampoo. Probably, enjoying the delay of scrubbing and massaging the head. I was almost regretting the outburst when her feminine voice whispered into my ear,

" How did you know I'm single?"

The notch was higher. Too fast maybe. At this rate, my M-shwari debt was pestering.

"When are we meeting?"
That was how her number found it's way on my contact list.

The shave was done. The shape was done. I paid her and as I straightened the collar, she answered.

"I'll text."

The date

Having the privilege of my attention, she knew how to exploit it. She didn't call after an hour. She didn't call after two. She sent a simple message 'Good night Gentleman' at six in the evening. Quite early, I thought. It wasn't. An ice breaker it was,a call for shots.
We had a great chat. Nothing in particular, random hide and seek game. Before midnight, we had a date in two days.

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Learning any sensible lesson is basically out of a mistake. Mine couldn't be worse. Never let a lady know where you'll take her in advance. Not that it's harmful, it is a lifetime disaster especially for a stranger. She had arrived before time, made acquaintances with the surrounding and spread her plan like rice for drying.

Anxiety had me change clothes thrice. Settling for a traditional simple black suit and a white shirt took ages. The excitement led my reason astray. She's just another one in the list,I dared comfort my mind. But there was something curious, critical and unique about her. She appeared simple though mysterious. Her dress code, a knee-length maroon dress, matching shoes, earrings and a bracelet was a perfect combination of beauty and class. Her minimum makeup, almost similar to the skin was akin to elegance. Thanks to my potatoes' sale, I had six thousand, five hundred in my pocket,I would have walked away. Money exudes confidence,boldness and manliness in men, the reverse is true.

The restaurant was on the second floor of the mall. It was a spacious room with  mirrors and a big flat screen TV. Waridi had chosen the table in a corner. She was sipping passion juice as I entered. She stood, revealing her curves,tempting than the devil. There was no regret, she was worth the while. Her hug and peck sent shivers across my nerves. She whispered, "you'll get more, let's eat, then you'll eat me." She said pointing to her heaving chest.

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I left the hotel a  few minutes to seven. I could be dead,I was alive. My black suit was absent, so was my wallet and shoes. Luckily, the hotel room had slippers and my briefs were not so brief. She was kind enough to leave my phone, IDs and a hundred bob. There was a text message,
" I will explain later, love you."

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