Tuesday 30 June 2015

MAD TIMES: WHAT I LOVE VERSUS WHAT I NEED

Why? My mind is so full, the schedule so tight? In fact my brains are wearing with the depletion rate high than replenishment!

The research proposal has been accepted, chapters two and one expected in ten days and the library is just but an old library of empty mahogany and metallic shelves,few old books with no any content worth my area of study. Literature review is a quagmire and the semester is running. Mad.

That interview past midnight, (directors crave for publicity even at the wee hours!)should be compiled before eight and that call,
"You're failing me buddy,the deadline was 48 hours ago. " Whines the magazine editor. If only he knew how much I'm fixing everything!

Did  I mention a fixed class at ten? And how it has been delayed up to the mid of the crazy semester only the humorous lecturer knows. A text twinkles in my phone. Who suggested it at such a precious hour? I'm to interview a national TV news reporter (which is as big as the heaven itself!) plus that comedian we booked,first time on broadcast,notes can be written later but this ‪ArtShow‬ edition is a MUST.

Group work? I was to do my personal CAT ( imagine a ten page monster)and here rings the call from you guess who? A sevenbook author! Same time,sometime for a dilemma. How many times did I try booking him for an exclusive cover? No one has ever given him the platform. As much as he has an ego,his story is a potential hit and a brand maker too,the chance is mine to shine! All these must be done,deadlines,marks,correspondence.

And the evening much easier,so there is a CAT that needs watching five movies! And all about feminism,women empowerment,women oppression,women idiocy,women cowardice, women evrything!One question, five movies,about women,ten pages.

 How many lectures I've to catch up only notes dictate. The communal wifi is misbehaving as usual,then I must incur the nightbundle burden of the mega green company(millionaire company that feedeth on skinny studentship allowances for upkeep)

Power gone! Having my greens from the last woman at stage,muddy cold Eldoret having a toll on my chest and now the dark streets plus unless I join rodents community,my intestines have to wait for a brighter day!

As I struggle planning how to wake up early,the phone buzzes,the lady (feminism classes well understood,otherwise this term is overstatement) whines over my laxity(of all terms!) in making up to her,how I pick no calls,no text reply and how she needs attention! Then momma follows suit,and I'm supposed to manage all these and how my head twists and the stomach rumbles! Responsibilities. Gentlemanliness dictates humility, so do I,but...

Tommorow.Off.Phone. Some sacrifices must be made and did I mention the editor in chief is on my toes demanding articles? He will get them,next semester.
Discarding the phone is inevitable,after all no power to charge. When passion and needs merge,my crash is the next big thing! Luckily I'm big headed, there's room for brain to expand to!

Giving Due


Open,
Squeeze,
Swallow,
Good !
Swallow it faster,
Open wider,
I like it!
Good!
Once more,
Slower now,
Deeper,
More,
Again!
Feels so great!
Last round now,
Let's do it together,
Open,
Squeeze,
Suck,
Swallow,
Everything,
Ouch!
Bitter Sweet!
My good toddler,
Overfed pig style,
And who says daddy is bad?
Let's sleep lovely one....

Legalise It!

Legalise It!
The Weed said to be holy,
And the legislature know it,
If it magnifies scope to eat,
Who cares on impact?
Legalise it!

Our heads are spinning,
Brains vaporising,
To slow down,to blow down,
Weed,the only lead to get rid,
That we set ablaze the vision of the nation,
Legalise it!

We got mad ages ago,
By letting in the genius breed to lead,
We became insane when the leading elite lost appetite for money,
We embraced being nuts when we empowered visionary flagbearers,
Whose focus on development is never deemed by politics,
Our solution is to legalise it,
And regain our sobriety.
Legalise Bhang!

That we get empowered to bang,
Get auto-permitted to hang ,
That our minds cool down,
And put on equality gown,
Of driving our nation,
With bhang showing us direction,
To the debate-mover's destination.
Legalise it!

Thursday 25 June 2015

S Generation


Attention! This is the command made by the uniformed fellows while raising and lowering the flag of the nation however, the attention here is elsewhere. Concentration on the women rear parts,by them and the society.
Courtesy of songs Anacoda by Minaj, Wiggle by Snoop and our own Mapepo , the rear has been gratified and probably made a trend where our millenials are keenly embracing the popular new culture with such a rush.
Clothes exposing the 'goodies',skinnies and fittings are enjoying the breakthrough as the tailors and designers munch with relish the hyped and hiked profits. Guardians and parents loosening the knots by saluting change,gives the situation its due position.
Amazingly,unfortunately are those who are 'not blessed' with bouncing,curvacious,bumpy and booty rears. They feel embarrassed and desperate to resolve to any way,method and shortcut to acquire the big bums. From fake fabrications,injections to lotions (some applied using the timing butt slaps tactic ) that enlarge or create illusion of largeness,the ladies are into it,as long as they secure fat a*s!
Sadly,some methods yield into unproportional and seasonal bumps! Irregular bumps are the funniest observations which are more embarrassing than small regular butts! Health complications and side effects are said to be prevalent. Social isolation,laughter, gossip and castigation is obvious to those who know the individuals since its odd to grow some parts fortnightly.
Whether it is the male who demand or its the female who feel insecure with the little bumpy rides, I know not but a little survey indicates it as a trend such as tatoos, mohawk ,big boobs (which is yet to be embraced fully due to cost) or any other mode of fashion amongst the ladies while among the male kingdom,they prefer bootilicious girls for parties but naturally made bumps for mothering their kids.
Elsewhere,the fingers are pointed to the indiscriminate consumption of western online content.
Your take?

Loving Oneself Battles.


Do you love yourself? How much love do you have towards yourself? A close friend lost his dream girlfriend who said she can't fall in love with a man who loves himself. It came out as a shock since my friend, a believer in the Christian teachings on love that you should love others as you love yourself, lost terribly in the debate on trying to justify his stand. What he failed to make, is the meaning that the girl got from the phrase,' I love myself'.

May be the said fellow was and probably is not alone in the semantic dilemma. What is the meaning that you associate with the phrase loving one's self? Does it make you happy to love yourself? Do you love yourself publicly or privately? How often do you love your self? Do you shy or feel embarrassed when one talks about it?

According to Erich Fromm (1956), loving one's self means caring about one's self, taking self responsibility, respecting yourself by being realistic and honest about one's strengths and weaknesses. His argument differed from the assertion that loving oneself involved egocentrism, arrogance and conceit.

The concept of loving oneself further deepens to the next level known as narcissism, which simply means excessive love for oneself and the sexual desire for one's own body. Narcissistic personalities have the tendencies feeling so powerful and self adequacy.
Albeit in small numbers in relation to the population, the effects are self destructive. This personality is common amongst men.

In further clarification on the concept of loving oneself, the idea of having sexual desires to one's own body may be the main reason why the lady couldn't give the guy a chance in her life. How should she live with a person who loves himself?

Loving yourself is highly recommended but not to the extent of narcissism. If you don't love yourself, depression is very likely to camp unto your wellbeing. It is only by self love that you learn to appreciate your abilities and utilize them to the level best. It is by self love that you enjoy self esteem and it’s only by self love that you learn to dismiss inferiority complex. It is also through self love that you learn being assertive and decisive, not desperate to anyone who thinks to intimidate you.

The best version of self love involves awarding yourself when you meet the set goals, setting practical and realistic goals.The concept of the highest soaring eagle achieves and strengthens the self love ideology.
Love yourself. Don't be a narcissist. Appreciate your strengths, but don't let them be your weaknesses.
Have oneself love, won't you?

Wednesday 17 June 2015

Too Qualified!


Ever thought you are better?
Then reality is bitter.
Bouncing out as a comrade,
Joining the rest in parade,
Not as officers,
But hungry job-hunters..
If only I knew what matters!

If we were plenty,
Employer got hefty.
Selection applied tactics,
And dirty damn antics,
Little did I know,
I'd been cornered,
A sumptous surprise I garnered!

Your certs are extremely good..
Honestly my institute is too crude,
To tame and harbour, Such brains,
You are an ostrich,
We are just cranes!

I suppose or guess,
You look for better grounds to graze.
Talk of stare,
Or even a glare...
I got confused,
And lastly amused,
If that criteria was empirical...
Definitely it seemed satirical...

Saturday 13 June 2015

If Only She Could See

She loves how love her,
His touch,sensitive fingers that excite her adrenaline,
His touch,that speeds up her blood,
Heats up her ears and nostrils,
He is the one for her.

She loves his bariton voice,
Voice that reverberates in her dreams,
Assuring her of his commitment,
Voice that sounds so romantic,
As it recites poetry and sings heavenly songs to her,
The voice that she loves.

The smell of his perfume,
And his thin sweat odour she terms sweet,
That olfatic product she picks from a million,
A smell she loves.

The taste of his lips,
And that of his hand,
Rare and only known to her,
A taste she loves to enjoy.
The grip of his hand and warmth of his chest,
A haven for her peace,
An epitome of security,
And a quench to her thirst,
Satisfaction she loves.

Her soul is however battling,
Her spirit prowling and a heart throbbing,
The curious,desire, urge and expectation,
To know the man she loves,
If only she could see.

Remains


Seven days a week,
The lifetime of a housefly,
It's existence so definite,
Yet the potential is infinite,
And it's passion for dirt is reknown,
The impact is enormous,
Not because for a single fly,
It's the teamwork embraced by the fly kingdom.
Safari ants like their name,
Are in constant motion,
Active as a hungry hyena,
Aggressive* like an ostrich whose abode is on fire,
Loyal to the queen to risk their lives,
Brilliant to have food stores for the future,
Yet the skinny ants are blind!
The honey-makers,
Musicians,buzzers,
Busy cleaning,protecting and searching for livelihood,
Whose loyalty calls for a wounded rear in an attack,
Ready to die en mass,
To guard what they believe in.
An end is unpredictable,
Unless its a movie,novel or mass,
Human life is so precious,
However,its oozing out so easy,
If the flies,safari ants and bees live purposeful,
Our mandate is larger,to live a trail,
And as we mourn and celebrate a life,
As we place the remains six feet downwards,
We should have the memory clear,
And have the visible remains forever.