Tuesday 26 April 2016

CONFESSIONS OF A FIRST YEAR: CORNERED RELATIONSHIPS

Circuses on love matters during the first year are so fresh to forget. Meeting 'precious items' was a good good ground to experiment all sorts of being a 'player'. Some of us were more objective in the process of soul searching while others were heartless carnivalss in a land of plenty herbivores. But before long, the state of humility was either installed or acquired.

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Tom was a chatterbox. Within the first one week, he had made a network of friends. Majority of the newly acquired friends were innocent girls mainly from mission schools. Having visited the facility a year earlier;he had an added advantage, showing around, orientation. His grasp of mixing lies, truths and some sense of humour made the freshers hover around him like disciples to a rabbi. Fixing electric appliances was the most philanthropic action. If only the girls had a clue of the fox in the yard!

Tearing his catch one by one, the good Tom was changing to be Dick. He broke them in numbers. He feasted on them without discrimination. He ate them barefoot. He was a tusker,heading a bunch of cows. A king on throne.

Tom was however fixed. Two of the ladies were getting suspicious. He could spit on one in the morning, and sleep on the next one in the evening.

Kate and Jane exchanged contacts and planned for a bust. In fact, it was a brain burst to the Tusker. Kate was to prepare supper and Jane was to bump in. Tom was impatient and having forgotten Delilah and Jezebel, he was in for the surprise!

He hastily unbuttoned, unzipped and in a gluttonous speed invaded the willing prey. As he was all over the heated pinky skin, the door opened. And as his eyes tried to unravel the disbelief, Jane stood like a ghost. Dressed on her nothingness, she was juiciest in her glow.

Tom was cornered. He couldn't escape. His heat turned him to a statue. He was in a jury. His two best performers were more than available but performing a different duty.

That night Tom lost both the ladies. He slept between them but his firmness was massaged by satire, heroism and that humbled him.

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Dennis was a different case. He was a soft spoken mummy's boy; who girls had mistaken for an innocent boy. He was a forgetful brat who couldn't recall friends. His stupidity led him to forward same messages to roommates. They played him to fall into the trap of bumping into their room. To his dismay,the girls disclosed to his friend who spared the best for the audience of his group of confidants!

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The last case was a pure embarrassment. Peter was hitting on Grace who was interested in Dennis. Grace was least similar to her name, she showed Dennis all the lines that Peter was dropping! Dennis spared the right moment to payback. He could tease Peter until one day he spilled the beans.

"Your lines are so great, but the girl loves me!

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Grace was an angel as Dave, another one of the friends was also hitting on her. Hell broke loose when Dave learnt that Dennis was reaping fruits!! And being an emotional fellow, Dave led to a stampede in the library!
Were it not for good friends, the situation would have been murkier.

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First year was gone, so was the stupidity. By the end of the fourth year, maturity had salvaged the petty relationships.

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