Wednesday 13 January 2016

5 Reasons To Keep Off Nyayo...

Nyayo Gardens or park according to who showed you the town,is a resting zone in the centre of the finest town. Grass and trees fool one in trusting the serenity for relaxation. However; odds are plenty.

Hawkers.

Snacks and drinks are circulated by the. Vendors who spot one the moment you sniff the entries. By the time you identify yourself a place to rest,they buzz around you,like bees tracing stolen honey.

"Boss nikupe fanta ama stoney?" "Mahindi chemsha freshy siste"... And efforts to dismiss all are softened that you're lured to tamper with your budget!

Rowdy Pastors.

It's very unlikely to enjoy total silence. Loudest pastors rest by interfering the occupants comfort if any at all. They accelerate from one corner to the next splashing saliva that it gets easy to confuse a spectrum around them as an aura of holiness! They have anti rich sermons,why tithes are important and obviously, seed planting!

Street Children

Slightly below ten years will hover around you like vultures. A humanitarian is moved by their dirty and tone attire. Sympathy and pity is all they strike such that by the moment they ask to taste your soda, you part with a fifty shillings note. Not that one is so merciful. No,its the guilt of the bastard you fathered or that little Angel you dumped near a children's home!

Jobless Nuisance

You're enjoying your hot soda which you had been disappointed by the seller.( It's supposed to be coldest but sh*t happened).
A fellow crawls near you with a familiar stare. " How's your big brother, do you think the governor will be reelected?"
And before you draft a dismissal,he reminds you how you met and shared classes yet hell knows nothing of your existence together!

Opportunists
 Nyayo rest is yet to be bigger before the opportunistic fellows,guides and outright know-it-all bumps into you. " Do you know why the best place in world is USA? " This kind pretends or exaggerates the obvious with a target to sink your ignorance into their tricks. Scare them of by mentioning that you work in the government and your in law is a security personnel.

For the newcomers and soft spoken, opt for a hotel to kill your time. Nyayo has it's own experts who are intellects in their own measures!

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