By Yours Truly
DISCLAIMERS:
*This is pure fiction,any resemblance is coincidental and highly regretted.
* The piece may be long
*Language use may be offensive.
Christmas in the bush,where I was brought up means a lot. It's the season when the families meet. Families are the ultra-extended;meaning connections that are crazier than any web. Everyone is a family and family is about ties,respect and a lorry of gifts from townsfolk. Especially for those who have deep pockets.Anyway, the day's topic is elsewhere, stories or simply gossip and creative segments.
It's a tricky business to get updated. Mkono mtupu ulambwe na nani?
"Burning the gum" gucina jeshi kini is the shortest way to get information. Luckily,it takes a few bucks to order mandazi chai na fegi for everyone to tune on the play mode. Versions. Varieties.
This year's (2015) edition was dubbed, Mounting Business. Be naughty and thoughtful,no one went to any hill nor Mt. Kenya. Mounting Business had three faces.
It all began with milk taste change in Munithi's herd.He improved feeds,water,no change. He consulted both modern and traditional veterinarians to no avail. On one moonlit cold night,the riddle got solved.A cow's pant was abnormal,heightened. Kimenge, the big kihii was busy,killing the eel as he warmed the cow!
Kaganu was the actor of part two. His apetite for chang'aa led to an inability to provide for his vast herd of kids. A wife battering expert,his wife took a break leaving kids to the dog,their father. Wanjugu the first daughter; twelve years became the mother. The drunkard mounted on her consistently,mercilessly. Telling on her dad,he became the village drum,mounted on by all,mercifully!
Gender balance on check, Nyakahari made the epitome of the mounting business. A newlywed bride with the husband in Nyairofi. They say she's tasty and thirsty. Feast is her simple description! Generous to the local youth. Everyone talks of her spinning prowess. All is well until the coughing business is launched to the celebrants. Mounting Business ends by a series of mountains,graves.
A minor case of a pretty minor who allows a science to explore her anatomy is still in verification process to be entered to the Mounting Business. Ends.
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